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Tops vintage 80s kitsch graphic tee / 1980s tshirt / Charmin boob joke novelty tee
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vintage 80s kitsch graphic tee / 1980s tshirt / Charmin boob joke novelty tee

$80.00

- vintage 80s tshirt
- red with black and white graphic
- toilet paper over boobs 
- “Please don’t squeeze”
- signed Mike Carter 87
- © 1989 
- Made in USA
- printed label
- deadstock, unwashed/unworn

Please note these measurements carefully and ask any questions before purchase.  

We’re happy to help determine if the garment is likely to fit, but cannot offer refunds for sizing issues.  The best way to do this is to compare these measurements to something you own.  

Measurements ACROSS (not doubled):

Length: 27.5”  

Shoulders: 18.5”

Bust: 19.75”  

Waist: 20”

Sleeves: 8.5”

Tag size: Large (42-44)

Label: Royal First Class (printed label)

Material: 50% Polyester, 50% Cotton

Condition: deadstock, unwashed/unworn


Best for modern womens small, medium, large // men’s small, medium
Model is 5’7” and a size 2

Please read the Dusty Rose Vintage shop policies before purchase.  

Free local pickup in Brooklyn with code LOCALPICKUP.


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- vintage 80s tshirt
- red with black and white graphic
- toilet paper over boobs 
- “Please don’t squeeze”
- signed Mike Carter 87
- © 1989 
- Made in USA
- printed label
- deadstock, unwashed/unworn

Please note these measurements carefully and ask any questions before purchase.  

We’re happy to help determine if the garment is likely to fit, but cannot offer refunds for sizing issues.  The best way to do this is to compare these measurements to something you own.  

Measurements ACROSS (not doubled):

Length: 27.5”  

Shoulders: 18.5”

Bust: 19.75”  

Waist: 20”

Sleeves: 8.5”

Tag size: Large (42-44)

Label: Royal First Class (printed label)

Material: 50% Polyester, 50% Cotton

Condition: deadstock, unwashed/unworn


Best for modern womens small, medium, large // men’s small, medium
Model is 5’7” and a size 2

Please read the Dusty Rose Vintage shop policies before purchase.  

Free local pickup in Brooklyn with code LOCALPICKUP.


- vintage 80s tshirt
- red with black and white graphic
- toilet paper over boobs 
- “Please don’t squeeze”
- signed Mike Carter 87
- © 1989 
- Made in USA
- printed label
- deadstock, unwashed/unworn

Please note these measurements carefully and ask any questions before purchase.  

We’re happy to help determine if the garment is likely to fit, but cannot offer refunds for sizing issues.  The best way to do this is to compare these measurements to something you own.  

Measurements ACROSS (not doubled):

Length: 27.5”  

Shoulders: 18.5”

Bust: 19.75”  

Waist: 20”

Sleeves: 8.5”

Tag size: Large (42-44)

Label: Royal First Class (printed label)

Material: 50% Polyester, 50% Cotton

Condition: deadstock, unwashed/unworn


Best for modern womens small, medium, large // men’s small, medium
Model is 5’7” and a size 2

Please read the Dusty Rose Vintage shop policies before purchase.  

Free local pickup in Brooklyn with code LOCALPICKUP.



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